[SmithL]

For your amusement.

[martin_fierro]

Hard to believe the organization started by showman Ted Turner has devolved to parlor tricks among the erectile dysfunction and assisted living ads.

Hard to believe how?

[Spok]

CNN’s claims of objectivity only further degrades it’s credibility.

[Vaquero]

When Ellen DeGeneres dances with Wolf...

ahhhh! the Dyke and the Dork.

[Steely Tom]

But as CNN advertises its "objectivity" in the face of stiff competition from blatantly polarized and more popular cable networks, it risks stepping onto a different slippery slope: irrelevant circus act.

Oh man, where to begin.

If you're polarized the same was as I am, why... you're not polarized!

If you're polarization is opposite to mine, hey buddy, you're totally polarized!

[ZULU]

No.

I don’t want “objectivity”, I want Truth.

Which is why I only listen to conservative stations.

If I wanted science fiction, I would turn on CNN or CBS and watch Global Warming bullcrap.

[Nick Danger]

[kittymyrib]

“...among the erectile dysfunction and assisted living ads.”

CNN: Choice of the Dying Demographic
Honestly, if they didn’t have CNN on in nursing homes and airports, it wouldn’t have an audience at all.

[Texas Eagle]

"What CNN personality is the latest to write a book?" It's Soledad O'Brien.

Never heard of him.

[BigSkyFreeper]

You don't get fairness, balance or truth on CNN. You get dorky crap like "SpitzerParker".

Every single anchor is full of themselves at CNN.  They're all a bunch of cookie-cutter J-school dropouts.

[BigSkyFreeper]

To be perfectly fair. Ted Turner isn’t responsible for the decline of CNN. The responsible party is Jonathan Klein. He’s been kicked out and replaced by another clown by the name of Ken Jautz. SpitzerParker is the visionary incompetence of Klein, it was one of his last acts as head of CNN. CNN was actually in it’s heyday when Turner was running the channel. He left after Time-Warner bought him out.