Do you think anyone would watch Mitt’s Massechuttsets?
John Thune’s South Dakota — Tours of ethanol plants and lectures on the virtues of farm subsidies. Co-starting Lisa Murkowski and Mark Kirk.
Mike Huckabee’s Arkansas — A diet and exercise show where Huckabee makes an impassioned plea for higher taxes to subsidize carrot sticks for the poor. The final episode would feature a special appearance by Michelle Obama.
Tim Pawlenty’s Minnesota — A Seinfeld inspired reality ‘show about nothing’ featuring T-PAW trying as hard as he can to make it through each episode without offending anyone.
Mitt Romney’s Massachusetts — Join Mitt Romney as he accompanies the elderly on their quest to find the last doctor left in MA. In the season finale, Mitt presides over the marriage of two lesbians in Boston and lends a needy underage girl the $50 for her abortion co-pay.