[The Duke]

But really, I am mostly being rhetorical. The easy explanations don’t excite the conspiratorially minded, and you would not be the first self-professed expert to have embarrassed himself over this issue - without even knowing they’ve done so. I’m just sorry you didn’t at least get an opportunity to do it on TV like the other guys.

Why is this subject so important to you that you expend your energy insulting others about it?

I guess I'm going to have to dust off the old slide-rule. :(

[RFEngineer]

“Why is this subject so important to you that you expend your energy insulting others about it? “

I do it because the government is paying me to spread disinformation so that people will not be worried about the presence of Chinese submarines off our coast.

I’m the new “Contrail Czar” for Obama.