Might I suggest trying "Whips and Boots and Zebra Suits?"
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Returning American troops screened by the TSA.
If this happened under Bush, there would be open calls for impeachment, investigations, and rallies calling Bush a Nazi.
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Airport Insanity.
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TSA Insanity.
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Don't touch my junk.