[WilliamofCarmichael]

Islamist women don’t get no fun. They get in line all atwitter and when it’s their turn they’re told, “This is the self-check line.” (Rodney Dangerfield. “I went to a massage parlor, the girls told me it was self-service.”)

[Happy Rain]

I have this image of a Muslim woman at a TSA checkpoint in a burkha with the top all stretched out in the shape of a nuclear missile and the bottom all stretched out in the shape of a launcher.

“I have already patted myself down you infidel of Satan—I am ready to board now.”

She waddles heavily on unmolested while the 80 year old Catholic Nun and 3 year old little girl are groped felt and drooled over by TSA perverts.