What's interesting to me is that the 'Chemtrail' conspiracy theorists have for years posted pictures on the web of crisscrossing contrails arranged in the sky like a checkerboard; as a result, they're certain that the US government is using mind control gases on them and no amount of assurances from skeptics trying to explain that "Cooter, you live in what we refer to as 'flyover country', and that means that the skies above your farm are like a freeway in the sky. You can expect to see these criss-crossing contrails regularly depending if the atmospheric conditions are right, but nobody's trying to poison your okra crop with mind control serum." will convince them otherwise.
Yet, now the "Missileers" don't buy any theory behind contrails at all. Why, there was only one contrail in the sky on the day that Chinese submarine launched that SLBM missile two miles from Catalina Island!
Maybe we should rent out a hotel ballroom in New York City for a big national gathering of Missileers and Chemtrail people and let them go at it like black ants versus red ants.
Nope, not missiles, not chemtrails, or not in the sense of government plots. When I was working in ag chem in the San Joaquin Valley of CA, those were known as “Portugee cropdusters” at work.
