BINGO!
I'm a senior citizen, so I think I'll put on one or two pairs of those "Depends" just to go through TSA, then once I'm through security, take them off in the restroom before boarding.
If these Depends really hold water [never tried 'em], maybe I'll pour a glass of water in the outer pair. That ought to ruin TSA's day!
[Hopefully, the inner pair of Depends will keep ME dry!]
Great idea! What’s it called... strategic defense LOL.
Now we need to think of something for women to use as a barrier when the TSA pervs rub the passengers breasts....