Inducing tumors by radiation protects people from terrorists
Groping genitals of young girls protects them from terrorists
Taking and storing nude pictures of nude children protects them from terrorists
Competition is communistic, right-wing, and evil
Obstructing Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Transparency"
Giving Financial Help to Americas Enemies is Just Good Sense
Controlling All Foods and Additives give Americans Choice
Transferring Healthcare $$$ of Americans to bankers (with kickbacks to Congress and Obama) is a Double-Plus-Good
Destroying Small business is Double Plus Good
Everything bad is still Bushs Fault
Freed terrorists deserve welfare, healthcare, college, and taxpayer funded IVF
Medical Records Held by the State is Privacy
Rationing Healthcare Creates Jobs
Better Healthcare for US Officials is Wonderful
A Two-tiered Tax System favoring Politicians is Fair
Eliminating US Military Capacity is Increasing Strength
Freed, Armed Terrorists Make for Improved American Safety
War is Peace (*)
Freedom is Slavery (*)
Ignorance is Strength (*)
And under certain circumstances, Winston, 2 + 2 = 5.