[NOBO2]

Ah yes!—the new rallying Battle Cry to save our Republic. I can see it now, instead of millions of our yellow Gadsen flags at our next tea Parties, there will be millions of “Don’t Touch My Junk” flags. The possibilites are endless.

[houeto]

The possibilites are endless.

Indeed.

Don't Touch My Junk!

[zeugma]

Ah yes!—the new rallying Battle Cry to save our Republic. I can see it now, instead of millions of our yellow Gadsen flags at our next tea Parties, there will be millions of “Don’t Touch My Junk” flags. The possibilites are endless.

I think it would be quite apropos, and not only in the context of flying. The socialists want to eliminate the concept of private property as well. "Junk" can also stand in for any number of other things. As a slogan, it's not really bad at all.