Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women’s breasts during plastic surgery — making them “virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines.”
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
Breasts that actually blow up?
I can deal with that.
“The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women’s breasts “
Much easier to implant an device into men’s abdomens. Shorter recovery time, larger volume, less people staring.