I suppose, if I had submitted to the pat down, I would have made the entire thing quite uncomfortable for the TSA union goon. Start making farm animal noises. Squeal. Grunt. Moo for your life.
When the public rectal exam is over, say “Will you still respect me in the morning?”
I say, piss on ‘em.
You know, it would be funny if someone had the nerve, when they go between the legs, if someone would urinate on their hand. I know it’s gross but...
Some woman called in to Hannity’s show this week and threatened to strap a Di*do under her skirt.
There must be something that can be done to ‘reward’ their digusting, groping hands.