Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped. Let’s try to stay away from the what-if and stick to the reality, which is horrendous enough.
Well, having traveled over 150K miles this year, I can tell you, it is apparent that many TSA “males” are homosexuals.
What to do if you are a male about to be groped by a male TSA mouth-breather that is wearing ear-rings, eye-shadow, lip-stick? (I have seen several TSA males made-up like this). What about the reverse? What of this issue of "same sex" groping? Why have a same-sex grope requirement if the "gender" is not the same? Seriously.