Are you a QUEER ?
Have you ever had homosexual thoughts?
Does the TSA have a policy that excludes QUEERS from employment?
If the TSA has no such policy, I must assume that you may be, and or, likely are, a QUEER and any touching by you is a sexual assault.
Ya know, you could flip that whole scenario back and forth- their TSA heads would explode.
On the pat downs it is Man/Man and Woman/Woman. Not only do you have a problem if the patter-er is a homosexual - if you state you are a homosexual and you don't want to be patted down by another of your preferred sex gender - can they have an opposite gender pat you down? Then, would that not potentially make it a heterosexual potential sexual encounter of the TSA agent in touching someone of the opposite sex - if they are hetero
...ya can go round and round with this one - LOL