[driftdiver]

I’m from the NBWCOS (National Bubble Wrap Council on Safety) and I call on all States to require everyone be wrapped in bubble wrap. Peoples failure to wrap themselves in bubble wrap has resulted in thousands of deaths each year.

[Salamander]

I tried that once but I'm one of those people who obsessively pop all the bubbles.

In about an hour, I was naked and unprotected.

Somebody needs to invent pop-proof bubble wrap for my own good.