Dude, take reading comp 101. You fly, you get groped, enjoy. I will tell the TSA to go straight to hell and fly on private planes. Luckily, with my son and friends, I don’t have to rely on commercial airlines and their BS.
Dude, you only get groped(why is it that whenever you disparage this procedure, I get a sense that you’re wistful to go through the “groping” process) when you refuse to go through the machine.
Awfully sensitive about this, aren’t you.
Go through the machine, don’t get frisked.
Simple.
But for you it’s all academic since you fly on private jets.