“Traveler: sigh if you must. But in the interests of full disclosure, you need to know that due to some unpleasant events in my past, which I neither want to discuss nor even think about, I’m told that the I beat the last guy who touched my crotch into a bloody pulp. Mind you, I have no recollection of actually doing this, and I think I can control it if I can brace myself for the unwanted contact. Still, I want you to know that I have the highest respect for you and admire the difficult job you do, so if I have a full psychotic break and injure you, it’s nothing personal, and I have no conscious control over it. “
the crazy thing is they’d still let the psychotic traveler go through as long as he cleared the scanner.
I very seriously doubt they'd feel him up or stop him!