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To: ironwill

Male TSA: Do you have anything in your pockets or any implants I should be aware of?

Male Passenger: No

Male TSA: I'm going to be doing a inner thigh inspection on you today since you elected to Opt Out. Are you wearing anything under your kilt?

Male Passenger: Just your wife's lipstick

47 posted on 11/16/2010 12:32:05 PM PST by Harley (Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're a Liberal. Stop Global Whining Now.)

To: Harley

That was hitting below the belt Mister.

80 posted on 11/16/2010 2:12:48 PM PST by Global2010

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