Where does one buy a hijab large enough to fit over this here beer gut?
But then, I guess I’d have to shave my beard...
(One other question...Do they make penis turbans? My little man could wear one on his head and skip the line maybe.)
...not necessarily. Did you see some of the ululating women celebrating on the streets of the various 'Jihadistans' after the 9/11/2001 attacks? A large percentage of them had five-o-clock shadows dark enough to show through their veils.