[WayneS]

...AND I'm going to open a hijab rental outlet in every major metropolitan airport in the country. People will be able to rent a hijab at the airport from which they are departing and return it at the airport at their destination. My stores will be called We-Be-Hijabs and we will accept all major credit cards. I'll even try to cut a deal with the airlines to allow people to trade in frequent flyer miles to pay their hijab rental fees.

I'll probably even be able to get 'stimulus funds' to start my new business.

[kosciusko51]

Great minds think alike. See Post #9.

[jazusamo]

LOL!

Sounds like a sure-fire business to me. They have to be cheap to make, they’re just a black sack with three holes cut in one end and sleeves sewn on two of them.

[exit82]

Positively brilliant.