Two things on the whole TSA-pat down affair:
1) Where’s fat-boy Moore on this one? Sounds like the greatest mock-u-mentarian in history would do great with this problem.
2) If I were subjected to a pat-down like this (luckily I avoided it last week when I was traveling), I’d be tempted to do a little reverse psychology and make like I ENJOYED the invasive pat-down. Can you imagine the reaction of the TSA folks if you made out like it was pleasurable, rather than invasive???
"Don't start something you don't intend to finish." :)
Especially if you were packing a prosthetically enhanced “junk” package for them to grope. Yeah baby!
We should all ask for a line up of the TSA personnel and ask for the best looking ones to pat us down. There used to be a cute brunette at Denver. I wonder if I could request her?
>>Can you imagine the reaction of the TSA folks if you made out like it was pleasurable, rather than invasive???<<
I’ve thought of that before too. Right there in public feign like your having an orgasm. Make everybody around think the TSA agent was having a little “too much fun”. Then use them all as witnesses to a sex crime.