[Kickass Conservative]

Let me see. Who would I pick to be stranded in the wilderness with if I hoped to survive the experience, Nobama or Palin?

Hmmmm, that's a tough call.

[RipSawyer]

I would pick the Kenyan! No, I’m not crazy, I would just like to be sure that he didn’t come back and without my help he certainly wouldn’t. He would freeze to death on a thirty degree night in a forest and he would starve in the middle of a butcher shop without someone to take care of him.