I'm surprised Lindsey Graham and Barney Frank haven't proposed a Federal Commission on Mutual Masturbation and its effects on palm hair, blindness, and hemmorroids.
Damn. You mean on top of everything else, I'm also going to get hemorrhoids?
546 posted on 11/15/2010 3:40:48 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s
( If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)