And how in the wide, wide world of sports do you know that no one else in a plane or boat noticed the launch? It's just plain laughable for you to make that claim. If you really want to know, why don't you go hang out at the docks and marinas and talk to some boaters? Then you'd know. And you'd probably be surprised to learn that most of those folks neither call in to talk shows, post on the internet, or demand coverage from the local news station. You assume a lot of facts not in evidence, it seems to me.
Show me that their testimony has been censored on the internet. I've read enough outside of FR, and saw plenty of folks who live hear talk about what they saw, and indeed some of them agree with you, that it was an airliner. Others laugh at people like you for being so gullible in the ignorance you are unable to acknowledge -- I notice you did not provide a simple five-word answer, but a 42-world rationalization of why you shouldn't need to.
Been on some of those docks and on some of those boats. They are some tough characters. Just as likely to steal your wallet, as tell you the time of day.