Riiiight.
Occam’s razor: This was either an ordinary plane or an unbelievable SLBM or ICBM launch 35 miles off the coast.
All the pictures of it heading east and other contrails that look exactly like it would also have to be faked or flat out ignored as well. The fact that a scheduled plane happened to be right there at the same time (and didn’t report seeing this insanely massive event).. What’s harder to believe? You might as well say bigfoot launched it when it gets so ridiculous.