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To: posterchild
That will teach them to get a tune up.
38 posted on
11/12/2010 12:13:13 PM PST by
listenhillary
(A very simple fix to our dilemma - We need to reward the makers instead of the takers)
To: posterchild
Where would we be without these “peace officers”? Good grief.
42 posted on
11/12/2010 12:23:16 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: posterchild
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
44 posted on
11/12/2010 12:26:14 PM PST by
The Comedian
(Time and tide wait for no man. But who needs a bad magazine and cheap soap?)
To: posterchild
Windows of the police car were apparently shot out by the officers as they exited the patrol car.This, while apparently funny, does not compute. Windows (plural). How many windows? More than one bullet then. Something smells.
To: 444Flyer
Now for a little humor. TGIF : )
57 posted on
11/12/2010 1:30:48 PM PST by
HollyB
To: posterchild
What a Barney Fife Moment!
62 posted on
11/12/2010 2:53:47 PM PST by
Randy Larsen
( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!(FR #1690))
To: posterchild
In about 1987 I was delivering pizzas in my dear ol’ ‘72 Olds. Being broke, one of my stickers had expired and I got pulled over. The Arlington County (definitely not Fairfax) cop said, “Just get it taken care of, I'm not gonna’ hassle some guy out here workin’ for a living.”
As he was walking away, I started it up and the backfire from Hell emerged. It sounded like a shotgun. I thought he was going to blow me away.
He understood. He was a peace officer! Bless him.
68 posted on
11/14/2010 12:09:35 PM PST by
Forgotten Amendments
(I'd rather be Plaxico Burress than Sean Taylor)
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