[Uncle Ike]

” A man who claims to have pipe bombs is threatening to jump off the Bay Bridge. “

Reminds me of the old George Carlin bit -

“I’m pregnant and I’m going to kill myself!!”..

“Say - you *are* a good sport, arent you??”

(sometimes the synapses just fire randomly - ya never quite know what’s gonna come out... ;))

[mbarker12474]

[ring... ring...]
Man:    Hello.
Nasally
woman:  Hellooo.
Woman:  Dave?
Man:    Yes.  This is Dave.  Who is this?
Woman:  This is Jaaane.
Man:    Jane?
Woman:  Jaaaane.
Woman:  You met me at a party, about six to eight weeks, 
        ago.  And said I was a 'real good sport.'
Man:    Uh, yes, uh, Jane.
Man:    How are ya Jane!?
Woman:  Pregnant!
Woman:  And I'm gonna jump out the window!
Man:    Say Jane, you ARE a good sport!