[toldyou]

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. They see this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system... “Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number 6709. Shalom!”

[silverleaf]

“paging wet clean-up to security area”

excellent

[SandRat]

... an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system... “Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number 6709.

Maintenance, we have a Wet clen up at scanner #4, Wet clen up at scanner #4!