I’m waiting for the stories of the pervs who buy a ticket just to be able to go through security again and again ;-)
I wonder if it is illegal to moan like you’re enjoying the genital search?
Whenever I go through the metal detectors in China, there is usually a pretty young female security officer who will give you a quick pat down, both front and back. I rather enjoyed it and looked forward it. Kind of like a quick mini-massage.