[End Times Sentinel]

Bobby Tillman's heart was punctured as he was stomped to death by four teens at a Douglasville party early Sunday morning

That doesn't sound like a very fun party.

Probably, if they'd had a pinata, or even rock-em sock-em robots, this wouldn't have happened.

Prior Planning Prevents Poor Party Performance.

[Dick Vomer]

I’m so glad we spent several million dollars on midnight basketball...