[Condor51]

These thieves need to be strung up from a lamp post by their gonads.
Starting with the Thief In Chief - Ben Shalom Bernanke.

Yes. That IS his real middle name.
It's funny though, he doesn't look like a ......Skier.

Oops. wait a sec. That'd be Slalom.
Never mind :-)

[Liz]

Ben Slalom Bernanke's gonna follow his boss down the slopes (/snix).