[colorado tanker]

If I came face to face with this guy I know where I’d like to put a light bulb . . . .

[Ole Okie]

If I came face to face with this guy I know where I’d like to put a light bulb . . . .

It isn't his face where I'd like to shove a light bulb.

[Grams A]

If I came face to face with this guy I know where I’d like to put a light bulb.”

Would you do me a favor and just sit on him until I get there - I want first dibs!