[Fundamentally Fair]

I'm still rooting for the metric calendar and clock.

Think how much faster the day would go by if it were only 10 hours long...

[zeugma]

There is a metric calendar out there. I remember seeing a webpage dedicated to it when I was doing some surfing about the subject of time.

[Walmartian]

I think Monweds and Saturthurs are two of the days of the metric week.