[aragorn]

Whatever it ends up being christened, count me in!

Anonymous Secret Society of Hypethetical Opinionators and Linguistic Evaluators?

As a former Infantry Platoon Sergeant I like this one, as apparently I've been a member for quite some time!

[null and void]

RIMMER: Erm, I think we’re all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between “The League Against Salivating Monsters” or, my own personal preference, which is “The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.” Erm, one drawback with that — the abbreviation is “CLITORIS”...

[The Comedian]

Anonymous Secret Society of Hypethetical Opinionators and Linguistic Evaluators?

Oh, you're in alright. Beautiful!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.