[The Comedian]

Neither one of you characters miss anything.

Hey, B4, look, a fellow-sufferer!

We should start a support group.

The Embarrassingly Correct and Unerringly Insightful Syndrome Sufferers Support Cadre (ECUISSSC).

First order of business: We need a better name for the support group.

Pinging several other members of the soon-to-be-renamed support group for no good reason whatsoever.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[MHGinTN]

Well, here’s a substitute: SIBs ... smug insensitive bastards ... when you’ve been here as long as I have, you get called a few choice things, regardless of merit.

[houeto]

Pinging several other members of the soon-to-be-renamed support group for no good reason whatsoever.

Anonymous Secret Society of Hypethetical Opinionators and Linguistic Evaluators?

[B4Ranch]

>> We should start a support group.

The Embarrassingly Correct and Unerringly Insightful Syndrome Sufferers Support Cadre (ECUISSSC). <<

I have done a flash research of available Internet libraries and medical journals without success. I asked my learned wife and of course she had the answer right on the tip of her tongue as any husband should expect after 30+ years of marriage. According to her, the proper medication for such ailments is Preparation H. Doctors apparently have been prescribing Doan’s Pills to bachelors with some success.