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“This ruminating ruminant will ruminate on that.”
If they are sincere and not a troll, then we must perform the rarely seen and never spoken of...
Hazing Ritual!
The Dread Ritual of Haze involves standing in the sun without sunscreen, on one foot, hopping, while touching your fingers to your nose with your eyes closed, reciting the alphabet backwards with a clothespin on your tongue, after drinking... my coffee.
Wombats are involved in there somewhere too.