10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn’t.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that
it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.
I’ll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns... You keep the Change...
If you are NOT paying enough to Heat or Cool your Home - Vote Democrat.
If you are NOT paying enough for Health Insurance - Vote Democrat.
If you are NOT paying enough for Groceries - Vote Democrat.
If Gasoline Prices are too Cheap - Vote Democrat.
If you are NOT paying enough Taxes - Vote Democrat.
If you want your little daughter to learn how to put a condom on a zucchini with her mouth, instead of learning Arithmetic - Vote Democrat.
If you want your little boys to learn Homosexual 'Fisting' instead of Grammar - Vote Democrat.
If you want to pay for Illegal Immigrants Health Care - Vote Democrat.
If you want to send Barack Obama around the World bowing to those who want America destroyed - Vote Democrat.
If you want Congress to pass bills before reading them - Vote Democrat.