Win with class, Sgt. Hulka.
Okay, I didn’t mean to hurt your widdo feewings. It doesn’t matter who won, it only matters that everyone had a good time and that they still respect each other. I have an idea! Let’s just stop keeping score! Keeping score only leads to hurt feewings, and we certainly don’t want that!
Sheesh dude. I have to listen to crap from Texans all the time, most of it quite classless.