Geez, you’re lucky. I had to get the old latex glove treatment a few years back as a young guy, and I got the woman reputed to be the Dragon Lady of the hospital...:(
Gulp!
Recently, I had to go for therapy on my shoulder, and when I walked into the therapy department, I was impressed by the attractiveness and friendliness of the er...young female physical therapists who were buzzing around. I thought “Hey...this might not be too bad...”
They assigned a guy who looked like Fabio to me...:(
When I related that to my wife, she laughed at me and said “You fool! Don’t you know only the real old crittery guys get those girls? It helps motivate them and keeps them coming back! YOU don’t need no ‘motivatin’!”
Aww, remind me to personally meet your wife one day.