“Everyone Poops”? What the heck does that mean?...You MUST use only two squares of TP, cause any more means you are using 3/4 of the Earth’s natural resources. Of course you are stinking up 1/2 of the world.
Children's Book reference tied to the Laurie David/Sheryl Crow "saving the planet" insanity.
Perhaps not so much insanity as making much more room for their SUVs, private jets, etc.