[fullchroma]

Wouldn't a real President take questions?

[BulletBobCo]

He’s off to walk the dog and scoop the poop.

[BunnySlippers]

Photos of the bombs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324951/Cargo-flights-swept-TWO-suspect-packages-UPS-FedEx-planes-U-S-possible-mail-bomb-practice-run.html

[mlizzy]

Wouldn't a real President take questions?

Exactly! He's so useless. A cardboard cutout could do a better job.

[Bluebird Singing]

http://www.blurb.com/books/1681004

haha! because he’s not really a President. He is a teleprompter reader, and teleprompters don’t handle questions very well.