Posted on 10/29/2010 11:41:41 AM PDT by Nachum
Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) penned a fundraising letter for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) on Friday asking voters to consider the morning after the election. In one scenario, Franken wrote, it's "8 a.m. You stumble out of bed. Make some oatmeal. Turn on the TV to find out what happened in that Senate race, the one that was too close to call all night. But you gave $5 to the DSCC
And, lo and behold, your favorite Democrat ... pulled it out by a few votes. Oatmeal never tasted so sweet."
(Excerpt) Read more at thehill.com ...
... more like a sh!t sandwich... frankendickhead.
LLS
“...pulled it out.” Like Franken pulled his theft... excuse me... victory.. out of his butt.
Joe Miller in Alaska said it best: “we don’t one someone pulling an Al Franken”
A little harsh there, Sarge? On second thought...
He didn’t get elected to anything. He stole the election. It took him and that sorry POS secretary of state 9 monthes to steal it but they pulled it off.
Franken’s greatest triumph was being selected as the title role voice-over for the award winning documentary “Bill Clinton’s Talking Penis.”
He also won an award for figuring out how to pick up a turd without getting his hands soiled.
He is, indeed, one of America’s great funnymen who has been able to be elected to the Senate by voters in the great state of Minnesota.
If so, you're life in the Senate is going to be the suck.
Those weren’t imaginary people; they were felons.
Not for you Al! You’re going to be eating from the Outhouse Clean Out access door.
you’re —> your
Did Al say this while dressed on a gorilla suit?
Or was it while he was making monkeyshines like a third grader behind the teachers back during a session in Congress?
The world lost a fairly good comedian when Al discovered Marxism and lost his sense of humor.
Unfortunately, a clown without a sense of humor is not funny.
Victory never tasted so sweet. Only Al Franken could write this with a straight? face.
* And, lo and behold, your favorite Democrat ... pulled it out by a few votes. Oatmeal never tasted so sweet.”
Coming from a guy who stole his election by a few votes.*
Al is really attached to the old saying: Stolen fruit is sweetest
Every time I see Franken, I taste breakfast a second time.
Al, About that taste in your mouth? You were “TEA BAGGED” Yep. You were just laying there with your mouth wide open, making noises of some sort, and one of Nancy’s came along and dipped the bag in.
It looked so natural for you, you’ve been there before haven’t you?
Al’s Oatmeal will taste like it has already been digested.
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