It's actually doughnut-shaped, one of those gerrymandered abominations intended by Richard Nixon to pen up black voters in Third World hellhole districts where they can abuse themselves and everyone else pent up with them to their heart's content, and become laughingstocks like McKinney and Jackson Lee and Adam Clayton Powell (whose old district is now held by Charlie Rangel).
That was the theory, anyway. George Bush Sr. used to represent this district, and then it was gerrymandered for Barbara Jordan.
Jackson Lee then speed-dialed Vinny's Pizza Quickies.
"I'm starved watching these stupid people vote early. Make that three double
pepperoni pizzas, four gallons of Pepsi red, and three loaves of garlic bread.
And deliver it in 10 minutes to my car. "