Posted on 10/28/2010 12:51:17 PM PDT by NYRepublican72
I barely knew Christine when she turned up at my door at around eight o'clock on the night of Halloween. We'd met for the first and only time three months earlier when my two roommates and I signed the lease on our apartment: Christine's aunt owned the place we were moving into, and she happened to be up from Delaware visiting at the time. But we'd only spent about five minutes together that day and we hadn't spoken much, and I hadn't thought of her since.
Yet here she was standing outside my door with a friend. And both of them were pretty tipsy.
She asked if she and her friend could come inside our apartment to change into their costumes. She couldn't change at her aunt's place, she said, because she was sleeping and she didn't want to wake her up. Would we mind if she used our bathroom instead?
It was a pretty strange request. Sure, weird stuff happens on Halloween, but I barely knew her, and it isn't every day that someone shows up at your front door and asks to change into their ladybug costume. But I told her it was fine and she was welcome to use our place to get ready.
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BTTT
You too?
I have photos:
As a witch, she can turn into a ladybug with just a twitch of her nose.
The Dems are so pathetic that I’m half expecting them to soon release an anonymous source claiming that Brett Favre texted pictures of his genitals to O’Donnell.
"My story begins when I came up to Chicago to attend a relative's wedding. I was young and gay and decided to go all out and rent a limo. I asked the driver where a guy like me could have a real good time in Chicago.
"He brought me to a gay bar in town, asked me to wait, went inside, and came out with a skinny light-skinned black guy with big ears, who said he was a state senator. We hit it off, and we went somewhere where he could buy some crack. I said I'd just take some regular cocaine.
"We had a lot of fun that night. I did him in the limo while he smoked from his little crack pipe. He said I was the best he'd ever had.
"I thought that was it for us, and I attended the wedding, but dang if that State Senator guy, who called himself Barack, didn't show up unannounced at my hotel room door the next night for more. What a weekend.
"Signed, Larry Sinclair"
[The above is totally paraphrased from Sinclair's story]
Please add me to your ZOT ping list. Thanks, Darkwing!
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A google search says that you’re a crack fiend.
Oh, you saw it. ;-)
Thank you for the heads-up.
LLS
Glad you got the zot, came by to urinate on your ashes.
BTW, when an autobiographer with an agenda came around, a neighbor or two of John Lennon’s made up a bunch of outrageous stories about him. I’m sure that a conservative candidate living in Delaware would generate the same stories pretty easily.
But hey, even if it’s true, let’s compare:
Chris Coons, fan of a political philosophy (Marxism) that has claimed approximately 250 million innocent lives in the past 100 years.
Christine O’Donnell, fan of humping men.
Gee, I wonder which one should be invested with oodles of power...can’t decide.
Now get thee to a burn ward, pitstain.
That had to have involved arson.
New keyboard...pay up.
Yeah, I think this story is 100% crap (I agree with the guys upthread who said it should have begun with “Dear Penthouse forum) but even if it’s true...Thomas Jefferson. Ben Franklin. Duh.
Tells me little about O’Donnell because I have no way of knowing if this is true.
Tells me lots about the person making the claim though, if it is not true he’s a liar and if it is he has violated what should be the first rule of a gentleman, one does not kiss and tell.
I really loved the part where the guy said the lack of waxing was a turnoff. Yeah, you have a naked girl in your bed who looks like that and you’re turned off enough to roll over and go to sleep...sure, you aren’t gay or anything...
LOL....Saw it, pegged it, Jim took care of the rest....
Here's to Tuesday!
Harry is gonna lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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