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To: SoonerStorm09
At night, my wife channels dead porn stars....and I’m not complaining.
To: SoonerStorm09
I wouldn’t mind channeling the spirit of Stevie Ray Vaughan or Criss Oliva, but no luck.
32 posted on
10/28/2010 11:28:34 AM PDT by
wastedyears
(Know this, I will return to this land... rebuild where the ruins did stand)
To: SoonerStorm09
"The Ring of Fire singer was godfather to her 14-year-old son Johnny..."
Too bad Johnny Cash didn't explain the basics of the Bible to the young'un - "channeling dead spirits" is very bad ju ju.
35 posted on
10/28/2010 11:29:28 AM PDT by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: SoonerStorm09
She was unusually pretty when she was young and still not ugly.
I know of nothing else about her which is interesting.
37 posted on
10/28/2010 11:31:48 AM PDT by
yarddog
To: SoonerStorm09
I know this might sound crazy, but I’ve alway suspected my yellow lab was channeling Joe Dimaggio.
42 posted on
10/28/2010 11:34:31 AM PDT by
Spok
(If you've got clowns, you're gonna have a circus.)
To: SoonerStorm09
Just when you start to believe that someone from the UK was not totally loony, something such as this pops up. First of all, no Christian practices channeling. It is clearly forbidden. Secondly, only a fool actually believes that Johnny Cash is communicating with her son. I would be very interested to know when the Brits, as a whole, turned from Christianity to paganism.
To: SoonerStorm09
Get him to a rehab facility, stat!
45 posted on
10/28/2010 11:36:08 AM PDT by
r9etb
To: SoonerStorm09
sounds like Jane is stuffing her makeup up her nose and not putting it on her skin per instructions. .
47 posted on
10/28/2010 11:38:42 AM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
To: SoonerStorm09
The only Ring of Fire that boy knows is after eating too many hot chicken wings...
48 posted on
10/28/2010 11:40:57 AM PDT by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: SoonerStorm09
yeah, that’s what I used to tell my mom when I did some underage drinking and got a little loud and rowdy too....
To: SoonerStorm09
Of course the ghost must be famous. Otherwise, what´s the point of being haunted.
54 posted on
10/28/2010 12:00:56 PM PDT by
onedoug
To: SoonerStorm09
59 posted on
10/28/2010 12:07:50 PM PDT by
rollo tomasi
(Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians)
To: SoonerStorm09
This thread and comments have kept me in stitches.
Thanks for the laughs, people.
To: SoonerStorm09
So often, when there is a mental vacancy, ‘stupid’ takes up permanent residency. Not uneducated or ignorant. Those can be corrected. Pure, unadulterated ‘stupid.’
To: SoonerStorm09
I'm channeling a Child Protective Services officer, and he has a message for you...
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.69 posted on
10/28/2010 12:36:13 PM PDT by
The Comedian
(Let's see who can punch the softest. You first.)
To: SoonerStorm09
“My name is Sue. How do you do!”
71 posted on
10/28/2010 12:41:45 PM PDT by
Cheburashka
(Another great rock and roll band name: Zombie Junk DNA.)
To: SoonerStorm09
Sounds like this Dr. Quinn woman is off her medicine.
To: SoonerStorm09
Darling, that a fallen angel, otherwise known as a DEMON!
76 posted on
10/28/2010 1:16:11 PM PDT by
MrDem
(Founder: Democrats for Cheney/Palin 2012)
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