Maybe you need to work out somewhere else.
I've been to three different gyms this year in two different states. No joy.
Whorepie Goldbugger, Baba Wallturds etc. are ALWAYS there.
I just wear earplugs and close my eyes, when possible.
Seriously.
Our local Golds has a bank of TVs, one always tuned to FNC.
Beck has slipped below Hannity?