Isn't it interesting that the Democrats think they have some righteous claim on the time and lives of students and children in America. I believe that the commie Democrats actually think they own America"s schools, children and college students. Incredibly ugly arrogance on the Dems part.
Dear Senator Boxer, I am sorry to have to inform you none of my students can help. I know this is an unusual situation, but as an educator I take seriously my responsibility to teach my students to read and write and to think for themselves. Unfortunately, no literate person who reviewed your record and thought critically about it would EVER support you. So I am afraid my students will be unable to help you - although after the election, I will be happy to ask for volunteers to help you pack up your local offices.
Sincerely,
A [fictional] California Teacher