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I imagine that this will be as effective as demanding that females dress “demurely”, and do not in any way dress in a “slutty” manner, which would be offensive to slut-Americans.

Other costumes that are P.C. offensive:

ghost/Klansman
Nazi
Native American
Mexican bandito
Furry
Ninja (offensive to Orientals)
Pirate (offensive to Somalis)
Witch/Wiccan
Zombies (offensive to the voting dead)
Any copyright protected character

Anything not on this list needs pre-approval.

Approved for use: George W. Bush mask, but not Obama.

[GunsAndBibles]

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