[The Comedian]

She needs personal, rubber hose-based health care, followed with ongoing out-patient electrocutional therapy.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[sergeantdave]

“She needs personal, rubber hose-based health care, followed with ongoing out-patient electrocutional therapy.”

Oh, stop it! LOL!