[tacticalogic]

I’d be tempted to show up early at one of the “free food” events and (loudly) “find” a dead mouse in my sandwich.

[Azzurri]

I’d be tempted to show up early at one of the “free food” events and (loudly) “find” a dead mouse in my sandwich.

Great idea...but I'd suggest proclaiming a dead RAT instead of a mouse.