[AU72]

Some people will do anything to get into the preferred commuter lanes.

[Beagle8U]

Years ago I knew a guy that fished in lake michigan for salmon, most often alone. You are only allowed 2 lines in the water for each person, but trolling for salmon most boats will put out 4 or more lines.

He bought one of those goofy looking blow up dolls and kept it in his boat. He would put in one of the seats with a hat and long raincoat on it, so he could run 4 lines.

He overheard some guys in another boat that passed close to him comment...”Look at that poor bastard slumped in that seat. That dude is bad sea-sick!”